Well, my trip is going great, thanks for asking.
While you deal with someone you aren’t even into, I was fucking a man in Iceland.
I don’t care she slept in your bed while you went to work. I don’t want to know the details.
You’re a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around you & your problems.
If she’s acting crazy, this is only a small sign of things to come. & frankly, I really don’t give a fuck. Yeah, she’s fat & gross, and you weren’t even into her. This was only something for you to prove, something for you to brag about.
So get a fucking clue.
Once again, thanks. I am having a great time on my trip. Nice of you to ask.
Uhhhhggh you make me so fucking mad!!!!
Just go away or figure it out already.